CONTACT
"These guys are amazing! Hearing them live is like if a honey-badger ripped off its own dick and ate it!"
-Harold M
"My life used to be a pile of shit. Then I listened to Spawn of Face! and now I'm a sexual tyrannosaur! I even ate a guy trying to sell me HVAC equipment! Thanks, SoF!"
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-Ramon A
I experienced one of Virgil's killer guitar solos live and it ripped my balls clean off. And I still managed to get my stupid girlfriend pregnant. Thanks for nothing, shit-heads..."
-Mateo D
"Spawn of Face! toured my home country of the Virgin Islands once. Now it's infested with crabs..."
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-Eeker H
"Their bass player is my doctor! He pulled a shampoo bottle out of my ass!"
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-Jillian H
"I was a guest musician for Spawn of Face! during one of their jam sessions. I'm now 7-feet tall, glow in the dark, and I inexplicably attract cats wherever I go. I am genuinely concerned..."
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-John H
"Seeing Spawn of Face! in person gave me the courage to make the changes I needed in my life!"
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-Casey A
"GLAAAAARRRRGHUGLUGAWAAH!"
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-Peter D
